To be honest, we go to Princeton. We really don't need an "FML" site. I think things are going pretty well for us...compared to most others. OLAG

Baby

FMLs with pictures? Memes? GIFs? YLAG

- A Boy Named James and The Giant Peach

Just woke up from a 16 hour nap. FML

Visited my high school. My teachers remembered me! MLIG

Apparently some people cry a lot during reunions and graduation. I've already wasted all my tears trying to finish this semester. Woohoo. FML

I'm done with this semester and superdrunk with my best friends. I love them. MLIG

You can now text us your FMLs. OLAG

  • TO: MODS over 5 years ago Reply

    YOU ARE SPOILING US. THIS IS TOO MUCH GOOD. THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. I'M FREAKING OUT.

    • I WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON over 5 years ago Reply

      YOU ARE SO EFFING AMAZING.

  • over 5 years ago Reply

    Google Voice account I suppose?

    • COS over 5 years ago Reply

      My best bet is twilio, especially since one of the mods has a lot of experience with it.

I'm so fucking lonely. FML

PrincetonFML is back just in time for finals! OLAG

  • fun fact over 5 years ago Reply

    PrincetonFML is not back just in time for finals

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  • Anonymous over 5 years ago Reply

    pagination?

  • The Giant Peach over 5 years ago Reply

    Hey Anonymous, we actually have infinite scrolling on our site, which will fetch all the posts as your scroll down. Effectively, that gets rid of pagination. We hope you like it!

  • House on Pooh Corner over 5 years ago Reply
  • 12 over 5 years ago Reply

    I honestly don't know how I'm supposed to live without Princeton and all my friends here. These four years here have been so incredible. I just thank God that I had the opportunity to go here.

    • '14 over 5 years ago Reply

      We need more people like you to stay at Princeton!

Messed up pretty badly this semester... my GPA is 0.2 points lower than it was. It was my last semester here. MLISad

All my friends have really impressive internships. I was rejected everywhere that I applied. MLIFailure

  • '13 over 5 years ago Reply

    Same here.

Research shows the smartest people on earth are the least happy. FML

  • Mean Guys over 5 years ago Reply

    He doesn't even go here

  • M over 5 years ago Reply

    Citation please

  • '14 over 5 years ago Reply

    +1 @Mean Guys

I think I'm on the wrong train. FML

Fifth to third quintile in two semesters. MLIG

Phelps

When I found out that I was accepted to Princeton

  • truly over 5 years ago Reply

    this was the highlight of my life

  • Anonymous over 5 years ago Reply

    My biggest fear is that getting into Princeton will always be my greatest accomplishment.

    • Anonymous over 5 years ago Reply

      Me too :(

    • '14 over 5 years ago Reply

      Yeah... thus far, that was my peak. Life is hard.

    • I feel that feel over 5 years ago Reply

      yeah.

Graduated from Princeton University today. NBD

  • what you want to hear over 5 years ago Reply

    you are a big deal

    • rofl over 5 years ago Reply

      +1

    • rofl over 5 years ago Reply

      <p onclick="">+1</p>

      • COS over 5 years ago Reply

        lol fail

I have work to do, but I'm too incompetent and unmotivated to do anything even though I hate myself for it. FML

Being a grad student here sucks. FML

  • GS over 5 years ago Reply

    Nah man, it's epic. I've had 4 awesome years of hanging out with undergrad friends and partying on the street/Dbar!

    • Another GS over 5 years ago Reply

      I think you're a rare exception.

      • Original GS over 5 years ago Reply

        The fact that I'm able to enjoy Princeton shows that it's possible for grad students to enjoy Princeton. Therefore, the problem is not with Princeton, but with grad students. Get out of your rooms, go party, have fun!

    • ... over 5 years ago Reply

      Marko?

    • GS over 5 years ago Reply

      JF?