Accepted my Princeton letter, then got my Harvard offer the next day. FML

  • '16 about 7 years ago Reply

    This is most likely a troll because there's no reason for you to be saying this now after enrollment was already completed over a month ago. If you're not, then I'll just say this. I got into both Princeton and Harvard, and I chose Princeton. It's unfortunate that many people see an acceptance to Harvard as the golden ticket of college admissions, but I think Princeton is better than Harvard for many objective reasons.

    So, you should either live with it (Princeton is a lot better than most places), or don't come here. Princeton over enrolled anyways, and I don't want your mopey ass complaining all the time at my college.

    • wow almost 7 years ago Reply

      <b>lol</b>

I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. FML. I'm already cheating on her. MLIG

  • Everyone about 7 years ago Reply

    You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

  • @Everyone about 7 years ago Reply

    So fucking heteronormative.

  • @@Everyone about 7 years ago Reply

    That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

  • Diseases about 7 years ago Reply

    You both run the risk of giving each other STIs, even other infections e.g. yeast (yup). You sleep with everyone your partner has slept with, in theory. Lovely. You are both so commendable.

  • summer! about 7 years ago Reply

    open relationships! all your lives are good! seriously, though, listen to Diseases and use condoms. other than that you're good.

Princeton sucks, I wish I went to Brown. FML

  • LOL about 7 years ago Reply

    wat?

  • Anonymous about 7 years ago Reply

    learn when to use a semi-colon, breh

This site is pretty lame. FYL, mods.

  • Anonymous about 7 years ago Reply

    you're lame :P this FML is better than the 1st and the new pfml.me imho. response time is faster, upvotes/downvotes actually work.

To be honest, we go to Princeton. We really don't need an "FML" site. I think things are going pretty well for us...compared to most others. OLAG

I'm pretty sure I'm going to go get an A- in Orgo. I really wanted to go to med school. FML

  • Fuck you. about 7 years ago Reply

    Seriously.

    • don't feed the troll about 7 years ago Reply

      successful troll is successful

      • Anonymous about 7 years ago Reply

        As a pre-med myself, I sometimes worry about getting an A- vs an A. The poster might not actually be trolling.

        • Med Student about 7 years ago Reply

          You guys really should NOT be thinking that way. Seriously, please don't. I was accepted as were many friends of mine, and none of us had all "A's" or "A's."

          • Me again about 7 years ago Reply

            I mean "A-'s"

          • C+ about 7 years ago Reply

            in orgo... wonder if i still have a chance. =P

I was this close to getting an A+ in MAT 215. FML

  • damn about 7 years ago Reply

    that's pretty close

    • Anonymous about 7 years ago Reply

      Hahah this was an excellent response

    • You da man about 7 years ago Reply

      +1

  • Anon about 7 years ago Reply

    How do you even know that?

  • you really about 7 years ago Reply

    needed to brag so much that you posted this on both new pfml sites?

    • +1 to mods about 7 years ago Reply

      For the MAT formatting instead of "math"

  • MAT about 7 years ago Reply

    You were some real epsilon > 0 close to getting an A+ in MAT 215?

Someone stole my class jacket last night. I stole someone else's. IMLA?

  • Pat Feenus about 7 years ago Reply

    Well you're a dick, aren't you?

Cool Wordpress site, bro. OLAA

  • COS about 7 years ago Reply

    I think you posted to the wrong PFML

    • blah about 7 years ago Reply

      <div style="font-size:40px">h</div>

      • a about 7 years ago Reply

        <b style="font-size:40px;">b</b>

This site is not impressive. FYL

THIS IS LAME WHERE IS OUR NORMAL SITE?!!?! MLIAnnoyed

I really hope I get into Princeton but I probably won't cause I'm not smart enough. FML

Found out that my phone's touchscreen responds to touch from my penis. MLIG

Hey guys, check out the real PFML replacement: http://pfml.me/ YLCBG!

  • '14 about 7 years ago Reply

    At first I liked the other site because it's what I was familiar with, but it's often too slow and I've started getting the "Error establishing a database connection" message.

This is the second pseudo PFML site out there. I miss the old site, technical glitches and all. FML

  • 2nd grade about 7 years ago Reply

    First the worst, second the best...

Princeton FML has memes. FML

  • Dude about 7 years ago Reply

    What are you talking about? This is awesome!

  • Are you stupid? about 7 years ago Reply

    It always had memes, now they're just visual

    • Wat about 7 years ago Reply

      Wat

      Also, tone down the rude.

Just rubbed one out at Frist without anyone noticing. MLIG

  • GS about 7 years ago Reply

    Throughout my life I've made a goal to rub one out wherever I can. My proudest moment was when I did it in high school precalc class, during a test. Second proudest moment was when I did it inside my piano teacher's house while waiting for the lesson to start. Third proudest was when I did it in the back of my parents' car, while they were driving me somewhere and my sister was sitting right next to me.

    • Kimba the White Lion about 7 years ago Reply

      You have a strange definition of proud

    • True story about 7 years ago Reply

      I came into my pants during math class in junior high. I had to waddle to the bathroom afterwards. Needless to say, it wasn't the greatest moment of my life.

      • Female about 7 years ago Reply

        You guys are gross.

      • what? about 7 years ago Reply

        you just came, sitting there? is that possible?

Flight is delayed for an hour. FML

Just purchased a MacBook Pro with upgrades for $3500. MLIApple

  • How do I know OP owns a Mac? about 7 years ago Reply

    Because they will always tell you.

    • Anonymous about 7 years ago Reply

      So true.

  • Ya douche about 7 years ago Reply

    Oh the horror. Voluntarily paying for something and then bitching about it.

    • Anonymous about 7 years ago Reply

      where was he bitching...?

  • apple sucks about 7 years ago Reply

    enjoy having to dish out hundreds of dollars every time you need a new battery...or any repair really. http://m.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/06/opinion-apple-retina-displa
    thowin HUNEDS HUNEDS

  • Sophocles about 7 years ago Reply

    No, YLRetarded as you probably don't need those upgrades

    but MLGood as an Apple shareholder