My head feels like I've been practicing headspins all day, but I just realized I've only been carrying floorboards. Same amount of pain with no progress. FML
The other PFML site is down. We have to use this one. FML
Triumph created a black squirrel brew and barrel tapping on 10/15 at 6pm - I just started dating the hostess who can get me in the party - MLIAWESOME
I can't stand "The Dilettante" on the other PrincetonFML site. Can we all switch over to this one without telling him? FHL
Why can't I get my shit together? FML
Taking classes outside of my department. Why? FML
I got in because I am African American... MLIG.
It's a bitch sitting in class, then prof asks me to stand and quote a passage from my paper, only to smell my breath, which reeks of booze @ 10:00am. FMHungoverL.
Calling it now... Keyless locks are going to be a bitch after a night at the Street. FOL
Freshman talking about me behind my back. Don't even care.
This site is dead. FYL whoever made it.
Girls all tell me I'm a "nice guy." FML
Back from Prison in Beijing. Can no longer go to clubs - no fake ID. FML
All my friends graduated. FML
It's almost time to go back to Princeton! OLAG
I have absolutely nothing going for me. FML
What am I doing with my life? FML
I hate that the day after I masturbate I can still smell my vagina on my fingers as if I need to be reminded of my perpetual loneliness and sexual frustration. FML
I wish I had somebody to talk to. FML
I miss the active PFML community. FML